Tadlentof is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing scorpion.

Tadlentof created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadlentof, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadlentof, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tadlentof's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tadlentof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.