Renfaskad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful sheep.

Renfaskad created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renfaskad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renfaskad, he will strike you with lightening.

Renfaskad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Renfaskad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never sing near monkeys.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear purple kilts.

5. Never go into green rooms.