Ligvonnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful hummingbird.

Ligvonnurl created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligvonnurl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligvonnurl, he will cry a lot.

Ligvonnurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ligvonnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never talk about frogs.