Genvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful dog.

Genvol created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Genvol, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Genvol, he will turn you into a duck.

Genvol's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Genvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if four goats approach from the north.