Ragtigsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy troll.

Ragtigsan created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtigsan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragtigsan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ragtigsan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ragtigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ragtigsan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Ragtigsan's name in vain.

5. Hide from white moths for they are unholy.