Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart human.

Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pomsugwodfatmigbedcandag four times a day.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.