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It takes the form of a massive, strong ant.

Nakflagsabwikfitxinqueeg created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Nakflagsabwikfitxinqueeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nakflagsabwikfitxinqueeg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nakflagsabwikfitxinqueeg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nakflagsabwikfitxinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about gravity.