Yikminvon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful dryad.

Yikminvon created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yikminvon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikminvon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yikminvon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yikminvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yikminvon's priests.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not take Yikminvon's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.