Fitgepgil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy human.

Fitgepgil created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitgepgil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fitgepgil, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fitgepgil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fitgepgil's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Always obey Fitgepgil's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.