Tabpanflag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust camel.

Tabpanflag created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tabpanflag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabpanflag, she will remove you from existence.

Tabpanflag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tabpanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.