Panwangom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair swan.

Panwangom created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Panwangom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panwangom, she will think nothing of it.

Panwangom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Panwangom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Panwangom.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.