Ratdaggof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous fish.

Ratdaggof created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdaggof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratdaggof, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratdaggof's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ratdaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.