Kadtofsidpag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident pigeon.

Kadtofsidpag created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Kadtofsidpag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadtofsidpag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kadtofsidpag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kadtofsidpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never wear black shirts.

5. Never eat bark.