Catbidhablap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy mole.

Catbidhablap created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catbidhablap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Catbidhablap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Catbidhablap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Catbidhablap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat aubergines.