Zedhunxin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful lizard.

Zedhunxin created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zedhunxin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zedhunxin, she will ignore you.

Zedhunxin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zedhunxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never eat green fruit.