Gebcenligbed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable monkey.

Gebcenligbed created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebcenligbed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebcenligbed, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gebcenligbed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gebcenligbed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Gebcenligbed's priests.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.