Cissvilneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented warg.

Cissvilneg created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissvilneg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cissvilneg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cissvilneg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cissvilneg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Cissvilneg four times a day.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.