Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent sheep.

Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Dobdussfasmig Titcidsaf on top of important buildings.