Ont is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil salamander.

Ont created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ont, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ont, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ont's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about black holes.