Cibfodarm is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic monkey.

Cibfodarm created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibfodarm, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibfodarm, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cibfodarm's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cibfodarm's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven horses approach from the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Cibfodarm on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.