Sogyaktag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident wren.

Sogyaktag created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogyaktag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogyaktag, she will turn you into a worm.

Sogyaktag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sogyaktag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if four mice approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.