Fudcissxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm goose.

Fudcissxuc created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcissxuc, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudcissxuc, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudcissxuc's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fudcissxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.