Bin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring crow.

Bin created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.