Yatpincebvonkafrutbest is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak swan.

Yatpincebvonkafrutbest created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatpincebvonkafrutbest, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatpincebvonkafrutbest, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yatpincebvonkafrutbest's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yatpincebvonkafrutbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. You must love Yatpincebvonkafrutbest.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.