Cadarmfab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy snake.

Cadarmfab created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadarmfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadarmfab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadarmfab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cadarmfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about amino acids.