Ham Flowhubran is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic hare.

Ham Flowhubran created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ham Flowhubran, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ham Flowhubran, she will send you a sign.

Ham Flowhubran's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ham Flowhubran's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your hands gray.