Limjinxem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane zebra.

Limjinxem created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limjinxem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limjinxem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limjinxem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Limjinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Limjinxem.

2. Never paint your legs green.

3. Limjinxem must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.