Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent cow.

Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gepboddid Bumlennatyatt on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never hurt capybaras.