Cinfutren is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet meerkat.

Cinfutren created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfutren, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinfutren, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cinfutren's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cinfutren's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Cinfutren's priests.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Cinfutren loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the north.