Ladnurflowzod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful troll.

Ladnurflowzod created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnurflowzod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ladnurflowzod, it will turn you into a tree.

Ladnurflowzod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ladnurflowzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if five swans approach from the west.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Ladnurflowzod's name in vain.