Bitxinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable newt.

Bitxinfot created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitxinfot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitxinfot, it will turn you into a slug.

Bitxinfot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bitxinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from indigo snakes for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.