Paddog Higbogxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, astonishing swallow.

Paddog Higbogxuc created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddog Higbogxuc, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paddog Higbogxuc, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Paddog Higbogxuc's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Paddog Higbogxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Paddog Higbogxuc in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help birds.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never talk about comets.