Narldibbam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Narldibbam created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narldibbam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narldibbam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Narldibbam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Narldibbam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never paint your head orange.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing red shirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.