Flatcarcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous hedgehog.

Flatcarcep created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Flatcarcep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flatcarcep, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flatcarcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flatcarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatcarcep.

5. Always pray immersed in water.