Nilveenfod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Nilveenfod created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilveenfod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilveenfod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nilveenfod's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nilveenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.