Targqueegpop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fussy badger.

Targqueegpop created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Targqueegpop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targqueegpop, he will curse you with boils.

Targqueegpop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Targqueegpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Targqueegpop on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.