Cebtim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, intelligent aardvark.

Cebtim created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebtim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebtim, it will turn you into a goat.

Cebtim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cebtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never think about stars.