Cebbellnur is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy capybara.

Cebbellnur created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbellnur, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebbellnur, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cebbellnur's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cebbellnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never hop in holy places.