Hasbettag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, irritating manatee.

Hasbettag created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbettag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hasbettag, she will not care.

Hasbettag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hasbettag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Hasbettag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hasbettag loves moths, so they must be respected.
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