Botnangess is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical swan.

Botnangess created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnangess, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botnangess, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Botnangess' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Botnangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.