Veendotbam Catduntig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful otter.

Veendotbam Catduntig created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veendotbam Catduntig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veendotbam Catduntig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Veendotbam Catduntig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Veendotbam Catduntig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. You must pray to Veendotbam Catduntig three times a day.

3. Worship no other gods but Veendotbam Catduntig.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.