Cimtonmil Libtifbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud lizard.

Cimtonmil Libtifbiss created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtonmil Libtifbiss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimtonmil Libtifbiss, he will turn you into a rat.

Cimtonmil Libtifbiss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cimtonmil Libtifbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Put Cimtonmil Libtifbiss first in all things.

3. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.