Farzigarftomgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident bee.

Farzigarftomgam created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farzigarftomgam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farzigarftomgam, it will turn you into a tree.

Farzigarftomgam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farzigarftomgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing corsets.