Cennil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish lion.

Cennil created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cennil, it will turn you into a snail.

Cennil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cennil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to ants while wearing purple shirts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always look after injured turtles.