Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident sheep.

Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nuttdutfendub Vighinbegkenfigcinyarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing orange hats.

5. Never run in the presence of moths.