Wadsawcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring snail.

Wadsawcet created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadsawcet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadsawcet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wadsawcet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadsawcet's Holy Commandments

1. Wadsawcet loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed wheat to birds while wearing green coats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing cyan boots and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadsawcet.