Nellpopstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless hummingbird.

Nellpopstik created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nellpopstik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nellpopstik, it will be very unhappy.

Nellpopstik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nellpopstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.