Bunquafwadtiknarldit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient goat.

Bunquafwadtiknarldit created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Bunquafwadtiknarldit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunquafwadtiknarldit, it will be very sad.

Bunquafwadtiknarldit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bunquafwadtiknarldit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak about bananas.