Damripkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, caring gerbil.

Damripkin created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damripkin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damripkin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Damripkin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Damripkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not kill nematodes.