Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, slow mongoose.

Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Veenbidstipbitbifgan Panglegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.